Bottle Bandit 

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

Bottle Bandit by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

The bottle cap bandits 

A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.

Person 1: Let's go to the bottle cap bandits and skank
Person 2: Hellz yeah! They are so hep

The bottle cap bandits by Theskankmaster October 1, 2006

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

the bottled water bandit by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

BottleBandit 

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto”. Stealing various items that belong to others that have sentimental value. Ex: Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom, Remorseless Renee, is a fuckin’ BottleBandit.

BottleBandit by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025