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ur brother mother 

Jeoff: ur mom gay
Bill:Ur mom lesbian
Jeoff:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur pappy trappy:
Jeoff: Ur sister mister
Bill: Don't make me do it!
Jeoff: Do it pussy

Bill: ur brother mother
(The sun rams into earth)

Ur brother mother 

When you are arguing and ur friend says ur sister mister u say ur brother mother. And you win the argument.Simple as that.
Brad:Yo Carl ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Brad:No no u
Carl:Ur dad lesbian

Brad:Your mom and dad both gay together

Carl:Ur granny tranny

Brad:Ur sister mister
Carl:Ur brother mother

Brad:*evaporates*
Ur brother mother by Carl6996 March 18, 2018

Ur brother mother 

The most powerful response to anything and should never be used. If used the sun will engulf the solar system and destroy god himself
Billy: you know what ur granny tranny
John: don't do this Billy
Billy: ur sister mister too
John: well ur brother mother
*Billy's head pops and the sun bursts destroying the solar system and causes the whole galaxy to collapse*

Ur Brother Mother 

The most dangerous of all phrases. A simple derivative of "ur mum gay" and "ur daddy lesbian."
Faggimus: Ur granny tranny!
Clitorimus: Ur sister mister!!
God: Ur Brother Mother.

*The Universe itself expands at a rapid rate and proceeds to become one black hole

Ur brother mother 

The most insulting shit you could say to someone as soon as you call someone this insult they will instantly die and you will claim there soul
Peice of shit: ur mum gay
Peice of shit 2: ur brother mother

Ur brother a mother

Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.
John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it

John: do it faggot

Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*
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