boss eyed 

the definitive definition is; the condition of being able to see in two different directions at once. also known as; bogg eyed, however, this is a much more uncommon term.

I couldn't tell if she was looking one way or the other. I tell you, that girl is boss eyed!

boss eyed by Master phelps October 12, 2008

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

One who has a boss eye and violates badgers
badger fucker

"Oh for fucks sake what has that boss eyed badger fucker done now?"

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker by Q November 3, 2003

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

Matthew Kerry (not to be confused with Matthew Kelly! Although there is not much difference...)

I hate that Boss Eyed Badger Fucker

Boss Eyed Badger Fucker by Raf January 16, 2004

bosseyedness 

A disease which effects 1 percent of Britains. When your eyes are permanently bosseyed. It doesn't impair eyesight and yet people with bosseye are routinely discriminated against.

Just like and form of discrimination, It should be stopped.

My little brother developed bosseyedness and now he can't stop looking at me.

bosseyedness by jwx12 November 26, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019