A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.
“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”
“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
When a gathering of really boringpeople takes place
OR
When you are at a function and you are literally the only fun/funny person there and all responsibility for the entire party's entertainment falls on your shoulders.
Everyone I work with is so lame. That place is such a boregy.
OR
I swear the reason I keep getting invited to these shitty parties is because I'm the funny one and everyone expects me to entertain them. Stop inviting me to these boregies! I'm not a fucking clown!
"We are the Borg. Lower your trousers and surrender your brassieres. We will add your biological and technological concupiscence to our own. Your culture will adapt to service our Borgy. Resistance is futile."