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Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.
borny by Dick Rex, P.I. January 18, 2008
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The state of being bored and horny, usually occurs when somebody is alone
"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."
borny by The Midget January 15, 2005

bongyver 

Someone who can fashion a workable bong in minutes out of almost anything.
see Macgyver
"You made a bong out of a toothpase tube and a t.p roll?! dude you are bongyver!"
When a gathering of really boring people takes place
OR
When you are at a function and you are literally the only fun/funny person there and all responsibility for the entire party's entertainment falls on your shoulders.
Everyone I work with is so lame. That place is such a boregy.
OR
I swear the reason I keep getting invited to these shitty parties is because I'm the funny one and everyone expects me to entertain them. Stop inviting me to these boregies! I'm not a fucking clown!
boregy by LoLoRod September 7, 2015

boingy toing 

sex and such.

(specifically referring to sexual activities involving a penis or penicular shaped device)
Jessica: hey Robbie you down for some boingy toing later?

Robbie: (to his bros the next day probably) dude Jessica and i had the BEST boingy toing sesh last night it was CRAZY
boingy toing by zombiejubes March 20, 2022
An orgy amongst the Borg (from the Star Trek universe).
"We are the Borg. Lower your trousers and surrender your brassieres. We will add your biological and technological concupiscence to our own. Your culture will adapt to service our Borgy. Resistance is futile."
Borgy by Buster T. Foodcube May 24, 2012