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Borges Slaughterhouse 

A place that only accepts one way tickets from women and children only. Although appearing intriguing from the outside, with Macy's and Home Goods signs for the women, Fun Space signs for the children, once inside, there is nothing but gruesome horrors. If the deep, monotone voice isn't enough to crumble your soul, then the multitude of axes and saws will surely lead to your demise.
Child- "Mommy, can we go to Borges Slaughterhouse this weekend? I want to play in the ball pit."

Mom- "Yes, but you have to promise not to cry while I spend 2 hours looking at cooking pans and dish cleaner."

jaimes borges 

Jaimes is one of the greatest friends you will know! He is nice, funny, hot, classy, honest, trustworthy, smart, and athletic. He rarely ever hates people and is always giving, even if it means that he is left with nothing. He wishes to please people to the best of his ability. He may be crazy or weird at times, but he always expresses himself. Such a great person all around!
"Jaimes Borges is so helpful and loving!"
jaimes borges by amadeusFCP December 2, 2013

Isabella Borges

Isabella Borges is the most sexiest and caring women ,if you have her you should never let her go or your life turns into hell ,she is the most hottest, beautiful ,funniest, energetic little tiny ball of joy .there usually really short like 5’0 to 5’2 .there fisty fire crackers filled with confident ,fun and outgoing ,and VERYYYY STUBBORN.
Hey,do you know Isabella Borges ,she’s so beautiful
Isabella Borges by Sodium hernandez November 20, 2023

José Miguel Gomes Borges 

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

BORGUSSY 

1. My biggest mistake, a specter.

2. A synonym for the Bourgeoisie.

3. Rarely, elite genitalia.
“I regret the day BORGUSSY Exited my lips.”
BORGUSSY by Dr. Brian Russy January 20, 2022

Gloria borger 

The best news Anchor. She works at the most trusted news channel know as Pew News.
Gloria borger by Theepicmemester February 11, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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