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Bored as fuck 

Extremely bored...based on comedian Jon Lajoie and a song that he has on youtube...this is how he would describe complete and utter boredom...so bored you are fucking useless.
Adjective: "Dude...this movie sucks - I'm bored as fuck! Let's get outta here."
Verb: "Yo this place bores me as fuck!"
Bored as fuck by Sketchley February 11, 2010

Bored as fuck 

A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.
"I'm bored as fuck."

"WYD? I'm BAF."
Bored as fuck by Spelling Beotch February 19, 2016

I'm bored as fuck 

Definition of my everyday life, I'm at home rn, I'm bored
Duuuudee, I'm bored as fuck
I'm bored as fuck by Newbitch September 16, 2020

i'm bored as fuck 

Well apparently you are too, so I'll link you to Youtube's main page lol
Oh I can't write links so find something to do you skrub
Extreme boredom is the only reason you're on Urban Dictionary.

i'm bored as fuck
i'm bored as fuck by ItsSupaMario January 24, 2018

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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