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Boppin socks 

The act of wearing nothing but your socks when you have sex ... Whether its done because your feet smell or because your partner has a dirty floor.
Jim: man I think I wore a hole in my favorite boppin socks last night

John: damn dawg how's that happen ?? Must've been really putting it to her

Jim: well you know how your sisters headboard has that really rough spot ... It must have worn thru as I was using it as leverage
Boppin socks by anonymous July 2, 2021
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sock boppin 

The act of male masturbation by which a sock is placed over the erect penis and thusly stroked in various directions until orgasm has been achieved. The semen-filled sock is then tossed in the laundry thereby eliminating the need for messy cleanup of spilled sperms. This method is commonly employed by people who wish to decrease their dependence on tissues or other paper products in conjunction with masturbation.
Dude, I was sock boppin with the yellow-striped tube sock this afternoon when my mom busted into my room with the clean laundry!
sock boppin by sirspankalot May 2, 2008

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026