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Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.
Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"
Booth Slapper by Uncle Des July 18, 2009
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Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.
Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

Booty slapper

Person who does not respect woman rights

Booti slapper 

A fart that claps them cheeks hard as heck.
Booti slapper sometimes be rippin holes in clothes.

Brooklyn Bootyslapper 

The Brooklyn Bootyslapper is when a group of people, most likely people from Brooklyn, play a game of soggy biscuit and the one to finish last has to eat the biscuit and pull their pants down to reveal their bare ass. All other participants line up and give that ass the hardest wallop they can muster. This continues until the bootyslappee chickens out.
"Lets give the Brooklyn Bootyslapper a try tomorrow!"

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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