Booth Slapper

Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.

Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."
You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"

by Uncle Des July 18, 2009

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Booty slapper

Person who does not respect woman rights

My neighbour is such a booty slapper

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Booti slapper

A fart that claps them cheeks hard as heck.

Booti slapper sometimes be rippin holes in clothes.

by TrueDefiner May 22, 2020

Brooklyn Bootyslapper

The Brooklyn Bootyslapper is when a group of people, most likely people from Brooklyn, play a game of soggy biscuit and the one to finish last has to eat the biscuit and pull their pants down to reveal their bare ass. All other participants line up and give that ass the hardest wallop they can muster. This continues until the bootyslappee chickens out.

"Lets give the Brooklyn Bootyslapper a try tomorrow!"

by newyorker51 October 13, 2023