Boon Dog

A boon dog is a person who is paid large amounts of money and does not deliver what is expected of them.

Jon Gruden could become the NFL's biggest Boon Dog head coach ever if he fails at making the Oakland Raiders a Super Bowl in contender 2018 after being paid $1 Million per year .

Boon Dog by EBMusic May 22, 2018

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

Boondoggle by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work

During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.

Boondoggle by creaternity May 31, 2006

boondoggling 

Wasteful project or activity.

Origin: Used during the great depression to describe a wasteful project carried out by the WPA

"Making" a road that was already there was an example of bondoggling.

boondoggling by Locutus March 26, 2005

boondoggle

1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.

2.- A hopeless Case

3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys

"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"

"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"

"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"

boondoggle by Rocketeam February 24, 2004

boondogle

To appear as though you are doing something, usually in order to get out of choores and tasks.

"I'm just going to walk around and make it look as though I am doing something... Nobody suspects a boondogler"

boondogle by Mister Element May 14, 2008

boondoggle

(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.

Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."

boondoggle by stickpogo October 18, 2021