boomercoin 

Bitcoin. Because on those occasions when Boomers do look at cryptocurrency, they only notice Bitcoin or take it seriously, even though it's basically like buying GM (old, slow, and overpriced) and ignoring all other automaker stocks.

Michael Saylor is all about boomercoin... and I'm sure you can guess why.

boomercoin by Prof. Spudd June 13, 2021

boomercoin 

bitcoin. called this because bitcoin is an incredibly basic crypto currency with next to zero features. mostly followed by tech illiterates and boomers who think bitcoin is all of crypto

hey look Fox News are now advertising bitcoin to their 50 year old trump supporting viewers, it has truly has become a boomercoin

boomercoin by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022

boomercoin 

Berkshire Hathaway stock.

Yo, Warren and Charlie are pissed that boomercoin can't touch the gains of Bitcoin over the last ten years.

boomercoin by JohnOC33 January 1, 2021

boomercoin 

Bitcoin. Because when Boomers do look at the crypto market, they usually only pay attention to Bitcoin or take it seriously.

Michael Saylor really loves him some boomercoin... and guess why

boomercoin by Prof. Spudd June 13, 2021

Boomercoin 

Any cryptocurrency that uses ancient "boomer" thought processes and financial models. Clearly outdated and should not be touched or invested in at all costs.

Person 1: Hey do you like ICP coin?
Person 2: Hell no, that's suchhhhh a boomercoin!

Boomercoin by HarmonyLoveCommunity July 11, 2021

Boomercide 

The Systematic Extermination of any and all Boomers.

"Back in my day, we had to walk 200 miles of hellfire to get to school."- Boomer
"Okay, Boomer, you won't survive the Boomercide."- Some Zoomer

Boomercide by Not Chairs November 15, 2019

Boomercon 

A boomer conservative. Calls themself a conservative but doesn't conserve anything but the state of Israel. Just a progressive going the speed limit. Whatever the opposition advocates for they end up adopting that as their own stances eventually. A spineless coward with no real convictions.

Normal person: Man, I think we need to cut foreign funding and invest it in our own country more.

Boomercon: What are you an anti-semite? What about muh greatest ally, Israel?

Boomercons in 2022: Pedophiles are scum of the earth.

Boomercons in 2052: Liberals are the real pedophobes.

Boomercon by Hottakesnobodyaskedfor July 24, 2022