Boomer Boner 

What a boomer gets when they look badly or talk badly about a younger generation. This is the reasoning behind why boomers like to be boomers

Rick:"Hey Karen"
Karen:"Hello Rick, I just grounded my son for playing a video game called GTA V"
Rick:"Oh god that gives me a boomer boner"
Karen"me too"

Boomer Boner by PeachyMBS November 14, 2019

Boomer Boner 

A thing a person has, basically someone who brags about their age/time they were born, thinking people will think they are cool for being a old piece of shit.

Henry: What are you looking at kid? Go play on the swings

Jimmy: uh oh, someone has a boomer boner

Boomer Boner by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

boner booger 

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

boner booger by Liz David October 3, 2025

bomer

A kind of boner that even the straightest straight man gets when he sees amazingly handsome White Collar actor Matt Bomer.

Matt Bomer gives me a bomer.

I once briefly shook Matt Bomer's hand. I was later able to chop down a tree with my bomer.

The Republicans in Congress finally voted to legalize gay marriage when they saw a picture of Matt Bomer, and got bomers themselves. No, that's not true. They made gay marriage MANDATORY.

A little-known secret is that the Washington Monument is actually just a huge bomer. Yup, that's how much America loves Matt Bomer.

Frustrated with the progress of peace talks, President Obama showed the leaders of Palestine and Israel an episode of White Collar. The leaders then cried and embraced one another, and signed a peace treaty. It is physically impossible to fight when you have a bomer. Matt Bomer then receives the Nobel Peace Prize, but turns it down because he is so modest, thus giving everyone in the world another bomer.

bomer by Parsa J. October 1, 2013

matt bomer 

A very attractive man who is admired by all. Thought by many to be the real Messiah. He saved us all from certain ugliness. His beautifulness overpowered all of the ugly in the world. His jaw line reserected all of the little brown eyed and brown haired children creating the Bomer race. This race is far more powerful than the Aryan Race, created by none other than Hitler. This Bomer Race wins with its brown eyes and brown hair against the blue eyed and blonde haired Hitler Youth. The Bomer Youth is superior. Heil Bomer.

Matt Bomer's Jawline Resurrected the Bomer Race.

matt bomer by The real Messiah January 15, 2015

Matthew Bomer 

the sexiest man on the entire planet
known for his role as neil caffrey on white collar and his role as bryce larkin in chuck.

i watched white collar last night.
MATTHEW BOMER IS A FUCKING GOD.

Matthew Bomer by amandagail11 August 11, 2010

Bomer

Bomer (BOH-mer) Noun, Verb (Bomered, Bomering)
Bomer is the dark reflection of Homer Simpson. Whereas Homer is an excitable, simple-minded, happy-go-lucky character, Bomer is a morose, tragic individual, trapped forever in an endless cycle of self-hate and hard drug abuse. In his heroine-educed stupors, he often imagines his body twisting and deforming into inhuman, often monstrous shapes. His only escape is into his art. His deep, emotional self-portraits have been regarded as some of the greatest art of our generation. His unique, ever fluctuating style has attracted many imitators. His tragic visage has become an icon to the art world, and is used as a symbol of the artistic revolution.

I'm so inspired by Bomer, I spent all day drawing Bomers all over my physics homework.

Bomer by randalrapistmcgee April 26, 2011