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bookhandler 

someone who jerks off to literature and or proper use of grammer
my LA teacher is a bookhandler,
bookhandler by Moe Lester May 13, 2005

Boolando 

Another way of saying boolin
Me and my dawgs are boolando
Boolando by Lil dirt ball ;-) May 18, 2017

story book land 

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died
Man story book land is for pussies

bootland 

Crazy sadistic man who strikes fear into supermarket colleagues with his disturbing rants and weird behaviour , his love for cheerios makes him a real scary satanic being
I caught him raping a kitten.. hes being a right bootland today

I caught him screaming at a box of cheerios . Hes being a right bootland
bootland by shrimp2023 August 8, 2014

brookland-cayce high school 

You ever been to a dumpster behind a strip club well welcome to Brookland Cayce High School. Nothing but a bunch of good rats. The heaters only work during the summer And the air condition only works during winter. The athletic director is so shady that the sun never shines over there. The teachers, oh wait they barley even have teachers because they sleep with all the students . Most of the teachers are dam crack heads stuck on meth. Even the out side of their school looks like a meth lab. The students are very disrespectful with their bicycle head ass, Stewart little loooking ass. The “negros” smell like boiled quarters. The white folks smell like dog piss and covered in fleas The Mexican smell like "wetbacks". Everyone At brookland Cayce has the most nastiest smell to them. All the sluts & whores walk around like their shit don’t stink when in Reality they smell like fish. Then you got the white girls who walk around with their face all covered with makeup to the point they look like clowns. Then If you really wanna know about two-face hoes go to Brookland Cayce High School. The inside of the school smells like a cat litter box. Every corner you turn there is always a dead roach. Its so fucking nasty at BC that a raccoon even lives inside of it. The Basketball team is very ass got one boy name london who came from AIRPORT because he didn't make the team but barley get any PT over at BC the nigga really ass af "Bench Warmer" you bastard bitch.

Brookland 

An area of Washington DC that has become a rather dangerous ghetto. The Catholic University of America resides in this pristine area. The students are told that the area is not bad and that nothing really terrible happens. Contrary to that belief are several homicides and muggings. But its not THAT bad. Things to consider when taking a stroll through the Brookland area at night are things like is it gang initiation time of the year or god i hope those black guys are friendly. One might think that the area is better because the MPDC would want to protect the pretty white kids of CUA but no. An MPDC patrol car is a rare sight and besides what the hell are they really going to do there so dam incompetent. The area was once known as little rome but its slowly becoming little compton. Brookland- a gangstas paradise, rich white kids with no common sense.
I was walking through brookland on the way back to campus when I was hit in the head with a beer bottle.

Hey did you hear about the mugging in Brookland yesterday.
Brookland by Eri Pain October 12, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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