Book Fucker

A poor dickless fuck who loves books even though he can get pussy. After reading a well written book he will masturbate on the pages.

Billy: Yo dude Pamela Anderson and her beautiful twin sister are here to fuck us!
Joe: But dude! I'm reading this great book called Brave New World and maasturbating all over the pages
Billy: Dude they were totally gonna have sex with us, why do you have to be such a Book Fucker..

by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

Book Fucker

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.

Kakashi Hatake : Book Fucker = Woman Fucker

by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021

bootfucker

A complete spaz who has done something to really bad to piss you off.

lee you bootfucker! look what you did to my new sketchers

by the.penguin September 24, 2008

Bookfucker

Someone who who studies sex manuals all the time and sticks by them for orgasmic pleasure.

Kama sutra followers..... theyre bookfuckers.

by Davethemuncher May 13, 2005

bookfucked

to get found out on facebook for things u shudnt have been doing

that guys girlfriend just proper bookfucked him!!! she found out he was havin it off with the cleaner wen she plastered it all over facebook. wot a conway!!!

by stee eddie May 30, 2008

bookfucker

(1)person who likes to point out spelling errors in people's text conversations.

Oteren is fucking the book again.

by vark May 5, 2003