Book Fucker

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A poor dickless fuck who loves books even though he can get pussy. After reading a well written book he will masturbate on the pages.

Billy: Yo dude Pamela Anderson and her beautiful twin sister are here to fuck us!
Joe: But dude! I'm reading this great book called Brave New World and maasturbating all over the pages
Billy: Dude they were totally gonna have sex with us, why do you have to be such a Book Fucker..

Book Fucker by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

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Book Fucker

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.

Kakashi Hatake : Book Fucker = Woman Fucker

Book Fucker by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021

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bootfucker

A complete spaz who has done something to really bad to piss you off.

lee you bootfucker! look what you did to my new sketchers

bootfucker by the.penguin September 24, 2008

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Bookfucker

Someone who who studies sex manuals all the time and sticks by them for orgasmic pleasure.

Kama sutra followers..... theyre bookfuckers.

Bookfucker by Davethemuncher May 13, 2005

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bookfucked

to get found out on facebook for things u shudnt have been doing

that guys girlfriend just proper bookfucked him!!! she found out he was havin it off with the cleaner wen she plastered it all over facebook. wot a conway!!!

bookfucked by stee eddie May 30, 2008

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bookfucker

(1)person who likes to point out spelling errors in people's text conversations.

Oteren is fucking the book again.

bookfucker by vark May 5, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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