A boogerboo is someone who eats boogers while playing peekaboo. Old men usually like boogerboo's. Boogerboos are often found in daycare but some can be found in pubs with goblins and other types of unicorns. If you see a boogerboo please let them know you want a booger then eat it.
A rare and mythical creature that appears in visions to astoundingly high individuals. Said to be similar to a white rabbit with fluffy fur, large legs, and a tiny nose. Its cousin, the Jackelope, is another "commonly" seen creature. Many say the Booglesnout wears a blue scarf, and/or is holding a small joint.
You: "BRO, did you see that Booglesnout that just ran by?"
Bro: "DUDDDEE, I think i did! Was it wearing a blue-"
*Simultaneously*: "SCARF?!"
You: "HOLY SHIT WE ARE BAKED BRO!!!"
Bro: "HAHAHA, Wait what?..."
You: "huh?"
Way of bringing conversation back into an awkward situation, or at least to end the longest pause of all time. Mostly used when speaking to a person of the same age group, preferably to avoid unwanted explanations as to why you did that. Use moderately as it's working power is greatly reduced the more it is used in the same conversation or with the same person.
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BoogaBooga
Guy 1: "Hey man, Im so tired right now..."
Friend: "Oh yeah, how come?"
Guy 1: "I was getting it on to Backstreet Boys music... I can listen to them forever."
Friend: "..."
Guy 1: "..."
Friend: "BoogaBooga."
Guy 1: "Right on man. BoogaBooga."
(v. trans) the act of sending drunken messages to facebook friends, celebrities etc. often followed by the hope that drunk-dialing was not also involved.
I totally boozebooked several of my favorite bands begging them to play shows in my hometown.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!