Boffball
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A new age version of baseball, but with only a pitcher and a batter. The ball must be a stress ball wrapped in electrical tape, and boofed by a large white male for at least 2 days. Basting the ball in anal juices primarily consisting of unseasoned chicken residue will make it sleek and aerodynamic. The bat must be a Fisher-price wiffle ball bat, no wider than an ostrich egg. The ball must be hit up a 10 ft wide middle lane, and the pitcher must field the ball cleanly in order for it to be an out. If the ball gets past the pitcher, it's a base hit. If the ball leaves the field of play in the air in fair territory, it's a boof(homerun). Games are 5 innings minimum, 3 outs for each batter, and 3 strikes/4 balls.
"Hey Anthony, what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
"Oh nothing, just taking my daughter to a boofball game."
Boofball by CLAPPINCH33KS13 October 15, 2019
boofball
football but not
"Hey you wanna play some football?"
"We can't. We can only play boofball because we're not real footballers."
"We can't. We can only play boofball because we're not real footballers."
boofball by johnwilkesgooch May 14, 2022
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Boofball by John Jinglebottom December 4, 2023