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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
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Bocolate bip bookies 

Chocolate chip cookies for blood who hate to use the letter or the sound of C
Blood even made me say bocolate bip bookies, he so blooded out!!

fookie bookie 

Fookie bookie is the nigga that ain't no one want to see. If you see him you need to beat his ass.
Guy: if I see that nigga fookie bookie, im a beat his ass , not having his bull shit.
fookie bookie by not fookie March 17, 2014

Boochie for the foochie 

The quintessential boochie - not only is she a boochie now, but her prospects of continuing to be a boochie well into her later adult years is very high.
dude... did you see Angela's mom?! Wow. Angela is definitely a boochie for the foochie.
Boochie for the foochie by D-Butter September 23, 2010

Fat Boochie 

officially known as the the fattest cat in the world, Fat Boochie is said to eat 1 entire container of treats every two days. she is an abyssinian cat
who is the fattest cat in the world? oh it’s fat boochie!
Fat Boochie by STENNYFOREVER February 6, 2019
Booskie (N)- A term of endearment for a significant other. A booskie is more intimate than a boo. It refers to your lover being your best friend. A mix between boo and broskie.
"Hey, what's up Booskie?" - Anonymous

"I love you so much Booskie!"- Anonymous

My Booskie and I are going to have the best Valentine's Day!

"Dayum Booskie! You look good!" - Anonymous
Booskie by Bangerang! February 10, 2019