by anonymous March 19, 2022
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Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."
Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."
Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"
Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"
by Mai Ainsel November 6, 2019
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Get the fookie bookie mug.The quintessential boochie - not only is she a boochie now, but her prospects of continuing to be a boochie well into her later adult years is very high.
by D-Butter September 23, 2010
Get the Boochie for the foochie mug.officially known as the the fattest cat in the world, Fat Boochie is said to eat 1 entire container of treats every two days. she is an abyssinian cat
by STENNYFOREVER February 6, 2019
Get the Fat Boochie mug.Booskie (N)- A term of endearment for a significant other. A booskie is more intimate than a boo. It refers to your lover being your best friend. A mix between boo and broskie.
"Hey, what's up Booskie?" - Anonymous
"I love you so much Booskie!"- Anonymous
My Booskie and I are going to have the best Valentine's Day!
"Dayum Booskie! You look good!" - Anonymous
"I love you so much Booskie!"- Anonymous
My Booskie and I are going to have the best Valentine's Day!
"Dayum Booskie! You look good!" - Anonymous
by Bangerang! February 10, 2019
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