The infamous Count Garrin Von Boobula of Transylvania (1802 - 1869), renowned for his obsession with female breasts.

Excessive molestation of women and a chauvinistic attitude earned him a loathesome reputation and eventually forced him into seclusion. His reign of sexual deviance and terror ended tragically when he was smothered by one of his victim's over-sized mammaries.

Contrary to popular belief, Count Boobula was not related to Count Chocula. However, Garrin may have been the originator of the titty twister.

Count Boobula gratuitously grabbed my titty at the pub when he walked by.

Count Boobula by Jim Sammartino May 16, 2008

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Whompin' bobula

An alternative for "HOLY SHIT".

"Can you read over my test results?"

"I'd be honored. -glance- ...WHOMPIN' BOBULA! We have a problem! T.J, Code red!"

"CODE RED?!"

Whompin' bobula by tard0lard0 March 4, 2008

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Boobular

A combination of clothing and cleavage that makes a females breasts look large. Can also be used to describe a naturally big breasted female.

That push up bra and tight sweater make Jennifer look Boobular.

Boobular by thatguy011071 January 12, 2010

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Boobalashyka

Enormous back breaking jiggling breasts that leave the owner with excruciating pain

"aye bruh you see that girl with them boobalashykas"

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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