Boobpire 

Boobpires are mythological or folkloric beings who subsist by feeding on the boobs of female creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person.

One can easily identify this creature by looking at their modus operandi, they hunt alone, and stare at boobs while drooling.

The only way a female can defend from a boobpire is by piercing their nipples with silver piercings.

One can completely annihilate one by staking them on both of the boobpire's boobs.

Guy 1 - Dude! I think that guy is a boobpire!
Guy 2 - You have a stake? I have mine, let's kill it!
Boobpire - *drools while staring at female breasts*

Boobpire by Croo February 26, 2011

boobpie 

Boobpie is that sexy weirdo who licks anyone he sees.

Boobpie: -lick @storm
Storm: I-

boobpie by InsideJacob December 4, 2020

boobpie 

Boobpie is that sexy-ass weirdo who licks everyone.

Boobpie: -lick @storm
Storm: I-

boobpie by InsideJacob December 4, 2020

boobpie 

Boobpie is that one weirdo who licks everyone.

Boobpie: -lick @storm
Storm: I-

boobpie by InsideJacob December 4, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016