boobivore

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Boobivores love boobs, tits, knockers, juggs, and prefer sucking on boobs over eating pussy. Which is also why boobivores also enjoy motor boating and watching girls jumping on trampolines. Extreme cases also have fantasies of tasting some fine breast milk from an 18 yr old bohemian immigrant.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear, Jessica Alba's preggers.

Boobivore 1: Oh dam, I'd love to suck her lactating tits, her milk would taste so sweet.

Guy 1: Dude, wtf is wrong w/ you.

Boobivore 1: Sorry, Imma boobivore.

boobivore by jsld March 11, 2011

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Boobivore

A person whose attraction to women is unduly influenced by the size of a woman's breasts.

She is such a bitch that were Bill not a total boobivore he'd never put up with her shit.

Boobivore by vanjfor3 June 20, 2014

Related Words

boobivore • Bookivore • Noobivore • BOOBICORNS • boobiose • Boobitorian • Bumbivore • Boobie Breasts • Boobie Breath • Boobie Breeze

BOOBICORNS

BOOBICORNS .....breasts so perfectly formed they are only spoken about in male fable and folklore , they are real but have only been seen by a very lucky few

I swear to you guys , she had the fabled Boobicorns .....but I forgot to get her number !!

BOOBICORNS by DHKK February 1, 2019

Noobivore

Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.

Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Dan: HEY GUYSS
Danny: fuck off you noobivore

Noobivore by HungLikeAWhale69 January 5, 2009

Noobivore

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.

O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.

Noobivore by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010

Bookivore

An individual with a particular fondness for the taste of paper, ink and bindings or who just likes to read.

After gaining thirty pounds, Kristy, a devout bookivore, was instructed by her doctor to cut back on the cookbooks and adopt a diet of self-help books and yoga mat instruction booklets.

Bookivore by ImaBookivore March 24, 2012

boobiose

group of stupid people

thats a boobiose standing in the rain like that

boobiose by dashingdog292 June 23, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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