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boobivore 

Boobivores love boobs, tits, knockers, juggs, and prefer sucking on boobs over eating pussy. Which is also why boobivores also enjoy motor boating and watching girls jumping on trampolines. Extreme cases also have fantasies of tasting some fine breast milk from an 18 yr old bohemian immigrant.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear, Jessica Alba's preggers.

Boobivore 1: Oh dam, I'd love to suck her lactating tits, her milk would taste so sweet.

Guy 1: Dude, wtf is wrong w/ you.

Boobivore 1: Sorry, Imma boobivore.
boobivore by jsld March 11, 2011
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Boobivore 

A person whose attraction to women is unduly influenced by the size of a woman's breasts.
She is such a bitch that were Bill not a total boobivore he'd never put up with her shit.
Boobivore by vanjfor3 June 20, 2014
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BOOBICORNS 

BOOBICORNS .....breasts so perfectly formed they are only spoken about in male fable and folklore , they are real but have only been seen by a very lucky few
I swear to you guys , she had the fabled Boobicorns .....but I forgot to get her number !!
BOOBICORNS by DHKK February 1, 2019

Noobivore 

Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.
Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Dan: HEY GUYSS
Danny: fuck off you noobivore
Noobivore by HungLikeAWhale69 January 5, 2009

Noobivore 

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.
O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.
Noobivore by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010

Bookivore 

An individual with a particular fondness for the taste of paper, ink and bindings or who just likes to read.
After gaining thirty pounds, Kristy, a devout bookivore, was instructed by her doctor to cut back on the cookbooks and adopt a diet of self-help books and yoga mat instruction booklets.
Bookivore by ImaBookivore March 24, 2012

boobiose 

thats a boobiose standing in the rain like that
boobiose by dashingdog292 June 23, 2017