Noobivore

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Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.

Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Dan: HEY GUYSS
Danny: fuck off you noobivore

Noobivore by HungLikeAWhale69 January 5, 2009

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Noobivore

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.

O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.

Noobivore by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010

Related Words

Noobivore • noobavore • boobivore • Nomnivore • noobadore • Noobcore • Noobioes • Noobishrex • noobitor • nooblore

Nomnivore

1. A person/kitteh whose diet consists solely of noms.

2. One who does not deliberate between vegetarian/carnivore dietary parties but rather eats whatever sounds tastiest or most nom-like.

3. The equivalent of the word 'omnivore' in the lolcat language.

Drew: Look at this lolcat someone posted. It's a cat eating a piece of corn and the caption is "Nomnivore."

James: Haha, that's hilarious and adorable.

Drew: Urbandictionary it.

Nomnivore by Ginsbot November 29, 2009

Noobioes

Noobioes - similar to Cheerioes (but really quite the opposite), is commonly referred to as "The Breakfast of Champions". Noobioes is made mainly of Noobs, in fact, any impurities in Noobioes is frowned upon in the elite community. Noobioes (when in its purest form) consists entirely of ground noob, purified finely in the Grinder, and shaped into small 'O' shaped cereal (Also check out AlphaNoobs in the breakfast aisle - noobioes in the shape of the alphabet! The breakfast of champions in training!). Noobioes should be consumed before gaming, hacking, modding, or anytime the craving of billions of noobs all in one bowl is had.

"Aww dude I'm getting owned today!"
"I'm not, I had my fill of Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions, this morning"
"Shit man, I'm fresh out of noobioes... got some AlphaNoobs, The Breakfast Of Champions In Training, though!"

Noobioes by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

noobadore

Spelt "noobadoré"; The spanish/mexican variation of the word "noob"

Jose: Hola juan! Por que perdiste ayer en WOW?
Garcia: Porque él es un noobadore!

~English Translation~
Jose: Hello Juan. Why did you lose yesterday in WOW?
Garcia: Because he is a noob

noobadore by B0rdher PatroL March 28, 2010

noobavore

A person who is a complete noob. the word is a mixture of carnivore and noob.

noobavore: how can i get to lumbridge?

me: go away you stupid noobavore.

noobavore by ilovethe90s1 July 21, 2009

The Noobiverse

3 bored kids making on a video platform called "YouTube", makes extremely bad and cringy content.

Jeff: Have you seen the lambo song The Noobiverse made?
John: Yea man, I felt like killing myself after seeing it.

The Noobiverse by GoodBoy42069 February 19, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026