Noobivore 

Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.

Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Dan: HEY GUYSS
Danny: fuck off you noobivore

Noobivore by HungLikeAWhale69 January 5, 2009

Noobivore 

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.

O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.

Noobivore by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010

Nomnivore 

1. A person/kitteh whose diet consists solely of noms.

2. One who does not deliberate between vegetarian/carnivore dietary parties but rather eats whatever sounds tastiest or most nom-like.

3. The equivalent of the word 'omnivore' in the lolcat language.

Drew: Look at this lolcat someone posted. It's a cat eating a piece of corn and the caption is "Nomnivore."

James: Haha, that's hilarious and adorable.

Drew: Urbandictionary it.

Nomnivore by Ginsbot November 29, 2009

Noobioes 

Noobioes - similar to Cheerioes (but really quite the opposite), is commonly referred to as "The Breakfast of Champions". Noobioes is made mainly of Noobs, in fact, any impurities in Noobioes is frowned upon in the elite community. Noobioes (when in its purest form) consists entirely of ground noob, purified finely in the Grinder, and shaped into small 'O' shaped cereal (Also check out AlphaNoobs in the breakfast aisle - noobioes in the shape of the alphabet! The breakfast of champions in training!). Noobioes should be consumed before gaming, hacking, modding, or anytime the craving of billions of noobs all in one bowl is had.

"Aww dude I'm getting owned today!"
"I'm not, I had my fill of Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions, this morning"
"Shit man, I'm fresh out of noobioes... got some AlphaNoobs, The Breakfast Of Champions In Training, though!"

Noobioes by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

noobadore 

Spelt "noobadoré"; The spanish/mexican variation of the word "noob"

Jose: Hola juan! Por que perdiste ayer en WOW?
Garcia: Porque él es un noobadore!

~English Translation~
Jose: Hello Juan. Why did you lose yesterday in WOW?
Garcia: Because he is a noob

noobadore by B0rdher PatroL March 28, 2010

noobavore

A person who is a complete noob. the word is a mixture of carnivore and noob.

noobavore: how can i get to lumbridge?

me: go away you stupid noobavore.

noobavore by ilovethe90s1 July 21, 2009

The Noobiverse 

3 bored kids making on a video platform called "YouTube", makes extremely bad and cringy content.

Jeff: Have you seen the lambo song The Noobiverse made?
John: Yea man, I felt like killing myself after seeing it.

The Noobiverse by GoodBoy42069 February 19, 2018