Noobivore

Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.

Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.
Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.
Dan: HEY GUYSS
Danny: fuck off you noobivore

by HungLikeAWhale69 January 5, 2009

Noobivore

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.

O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.

by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010