Boobivores love boobs, tits, knockers, juggs, and prefer sucking on boobs over eating pussy. Which is also why boobivores also enjoy motor boating and watching girls jumping on trampolines. Extreme cases also have fantasies of tasting some fine breast milk from an 18 yr old bohemian immigrant.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear, Jessica Alba's preggers.

Boobivore 1: Oh dam, I'd love to suck her lactating tits, her milk would taste so sweet.

Guy 1: Dude, wtf is wrong w/ you.

Boobivore 1: Sorry, Imma boobivore.

boobivore by jsld March 11, 2011

Related Words

Bumbivore • boobivore • bambicore • Bumboree

Bumboree

A gathering of bums in the park.

There is a bumboree going on this weekend in the park by my house

Bumboree by michaelnet81 August 31, 2011

bambicore

i see that word being used and i have literally no idea wtf that means do yall just pretend to get it? can someone make a definition pls that word is so obscure its not even on urban dictionary

h*tler would’ve loved you coquette bambicore lolita idiots

Omg bambicore Lolita idiots is so specific and so good

bambicore by pragmatic moron August 14, 2023

Boobivore

A person whose attraction to women is unduly influenced by the size of a woman's breasts.

She is such a bitch that were Bill not a total boobivore he'd never put up with her shit.

Boobivore by vanjfor3 June 20, 2014

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026