Booasm

When the person you are conversing with stop replying mid discussion. It is an acronym for 'Blood Out Of A Stone, Mate', suggesting that getting a reply off this person can be similar to squeezing blood out of cold, dry stone.

Andrew: I made three thousand last week on the markets
Kirk: Awesome bro, how did you manage that
Andrew: Got lucky with investments, also starting having sex with my neighbor
Kirk: Awesome, how was she
Andrew: Amazing mate, you'll never guess what she did to my anus!

...

46 minutes later..

Andrew: Booasm.

by bamberclart3000 January 10, 2012

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boobsmear

a residue left behind on eyeglasses after they have been rubbed upon a stripper's lotioned breasts

It took Rob five minutes to clean all the boobsmear off his glasses after we got back from Larry Flynt's!

by ValleydudeCA January 2, 2009

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boogasm

(noun): the extreme sense of joy/relief/wonder when during what seems like an ordinary nose-picking, one produces not only a booger, but one attached to a white or clear string of "pre-booger" mucus. Many boogasms will produce a "tail" approximately 3 inches (7.6 cm) long. Most boogasms occur during cold season, in dry climates (Phoenix), or during long air-conditioned car rides. NOTE: If your boogasm tail has blood or hair in it, this is considered good luck.

Yo man! I thought I had a grip of snot rockets in my nose but it turned out to be one long one with a tail. Best boogasm ever! I tried to show it to my boo but she got all grossed-out.

by MC Superbear June 2, 2011

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boobsmush

When a woman hugs a person with their face in her chest

She grabbed him and boobsmushed him so tightly, he almost couldn't breathe.

by Lynne October 6, 2003

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BookSmacked

What happens to you when you read a book that is so good you want to tell everyone about it.

I just finished Drive by Kate Stewart and omg I’ve been BookSmacked !!

by BookAddict November 27, 2017

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booksmart devil

a person who uses his or her unique genius to do very bad things. Its usually a person who is slick and can get away with anything. This person can make up convincing lies or stories on the spot.

That guy got out of detention and made a very convincing lie to the police to get out of jail. He's such a booksmart devil.

by etrnty May 6, 2009

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