Bongo Bongo

Bongo bongo very big booooy!

I wish I could fuck bongo bongo

by Dooooooooooooooooot October 26, 2019

Bongo-Bongo land

Humorous description of a third world country, usually in Africa.

As in Alan Clark's suggestion that immigrants ought to be sent back to "Bongo-Bongo Land"

by siymon July 21, 2006

Bongo-Bongo land

A non-racist way to refer in a non-prejudiced manner to the entirety of Africa as a destitute drain on the world economy ruled over by corrupt tyrants that spend all the aid money on Ray Bans and Ferraris. Usually used only by people old enough to claim that it was 'a perfectly acceptable term to use when they were growing up' as defence when accused of racism by the PC brigade.

"How we can possibly be giving £1bn a month, when we're in this sort of debt, to Bongo Bongo Land is completely beyond me." Godfrey Bloom MEP

"I don't see why we putting billions of pounds straight into the pockets of the corrupt leaders in Bongo-Bongo land when we have plenty of corrupt leaders here we could be giving that money to."

by JovianReach September 6, 2013

Curry Bongo

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry

Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Up The Curry Bongo

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry

It's Up The Curry Bongo time...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Coffee Bongo

When a person's belly is fully of coffee they hit their belly like a bongo

My belly was so full of coffee I played the coffee bongo

by darkestdarci April 15, 2022

Bongo-Slamming

When two males take a firm grasp of the opposing man's thighs and fervently bash butts.

An innocent fan walked into The Capitals locker room only to see the horrifying sight of Alex Ovechkin and Jamie Benn viciously bongo-slamming.

by alexovechkin September 22, 2014