To hit oneself in the face with a blunt object such as a hammer or big rock in order to cause minor jaw bone fractures that will improve one's jawline in the pursuit of looksmaxxing.
Cade's jawline is super sharp, I can tell he has been bonesmashing and can totally mog me.
Bonesmashing is the art of manipulating one’s facial bone structure with tools such as a hammer to create a more defined jawline. It is a fundamental element of the looksmaxxing religion. It is an art reserved only of the elite looksmaxxers, and Ghandi.
Bro have you seenDarren? You can tell he’s been looksmaxxing. Hes been bonesmashing to get that Patrick Bateman look…
Hitting your jaw with a blunt object, such as a hemmar or a rock to improve the bones in your face to create a stronger jawline. Bone Smashing is usually associated with Look Maxing
Mogger: Your jawline is shit you should try bonesmashing Bone Smashing
Mogger: Then it's over for you
In the looksmaxxing community, you get a hammer or any hard object and smash the bone in your face to hopefully get the bone to heal in a more attractive way
Dude I’m so tired of having a big nose! I’m going to trybone smashing.
an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.
Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."
Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!