Boner rage

Masturbatory red mist

Will: I couldn't help it. I was in a boner rage.

by dafadau October 28, 2010

Boner Rage

Boner rage is when a boy or a man gets etremely angry over some trivial matter or when he can't solve a simple problem.

Usually this means the boy or guy is either a virgin or hasn't had sex for quite some time.

Pete: "Friggin' hell Nathan why are you so angry !!!!???"

Nathan: Oh - sorry **sobs** I got "boner rage" !!!

(I asked that girl over the other day and only got a kiss and blue balls.)

by SageFellow December 27, 2010

Boner Rage

When a bunch of guys are hanging out and having way too much fun.

"Hey Tyler what's up?"

"Oh not much me and the guys are just sitting in my room talking."

"You're just in a dark room talking? You're not watching T.v, or anything?"

"No just chatting..."

"Sounds like a boner rage..."

by S.G.A 90000 September 8, 2009

Boner inducing rage

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.

When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.

by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013

Rage Boner

When you hate something so much you want to have sex with it

Back in the day, I had a rage boner for my 80 year old English teacher

by Blake12377 August 8, 2012

Rage Boner

When a man becomes so angry that the increase in blood pressure actually causes him to attain an erection.

"O'Neill was so angry about the woman who let her son wear her used panties on his face that he actually got a rage boner."

by Mike 68 June 15, 2013

Rage Boner

When you are so angry, that you actually get a boner

Mom: "hey, i just donated your Xbox and all the games to charity, hope you dont mind."
Son: "RAGE BONER!!!!!!!"

by beechnutberserkr May 5, 2010