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pocket boner 

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!
pocket boner by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

pocket boner 

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
pocket boner by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011

Boxer Pocket 

When you are wearing shorts with no pockets, so you store things in between the elastic strap on your boxers and your hip. Works well for flat objects.
"Hey Joe where's your iPhone?"
"I got it stored in my boxer pocket"
Boxer Pocket by basketballbrian October 25, 2009

pocket bones 

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.
pocket bones by Spifk December 17, 2010

pocket boxer 

A person who continiously keeps his hands in his pockets to play with his testicals.
Hey what's the new guy in the football
team like?I heard he was a pocket boxer.
pocket boxer by MADANGEL September 5, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019