Boner Pockets

A slang phrase meaning The female genetalia (aka: Vagina). If you think about it, the vagina is a pocket. What does that pocket recieve? Thats right, a boner. Hence the name BONER POCKETS.
"Yo, she has some deep boner pockets!"
by Onlyonthurs May 28, 2008
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pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff
I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!
by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009
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pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.
James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.
by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011
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