Boner Pockets

A slang phrase meaning The female genetalia (aka: Vagina). If you think about it, the vagina is a pocket. What does that pocket recieve? Thats right, a boner. Hence the name BONER POCKETS.

"Yo, she has some deep boner pockets!"

by Onlyonthurs May 28, 2008

pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.

James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.

by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011

Boxer Pocket

When you are wearing shorts with no pockets, so you store things in between the elastic strap on your boxers and your hip. Works well for flat objects.

"Hey Joe where's your iPhone?"
"I got it stored in my boxer pocket"

by basketballbrian October 25, 2009

pocket bones

A fat cock.

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.

by Spifk December 17, 2010

pocket boxer

A person who continiously keeps his hands in his pockets to play with his testicals.

Hey what's the new guy in the football
team like?I heard he was a pocket boxer.

by MADANGEL September 5, 2005