Boner Neck

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.

"That was a great call on the boner neck"

by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004

Neck Boner

When an animal (most commonly a bird or reptile) inflates its neck area in an attempt to impress or intimidate.

That King Cobra is pissed, check out its neck boner!

by tamburlaine May 8, 2009

Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

by NateTheHater April 13, 2014