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Boner champ 

one who is a champion of getting boners, or this phrase can be alternatively used as a term of endearment
i.e. i
Guy 1: fucked a snowman and didnt lose wood!
Guy 2: did you bust?
Guy 1: hell yea all over up inside that snowmans bunghoe
Guy 2: wow bro youre a total boner champ

I.e. 2
Guy 1: hey man sorry i cant come out tonight i got grounded for putting a cactus in my uncle billys mailbox

Guy 2: its ok dont worry about it you litttle boner champ
Boner champ by big but toucher December 11, 2016

The boner champ 

Something that to most is not a real thing, kind of like santa or the Easter bunny. But me brea rt an julie know the truth that he is real
Sara- justin do what I say I'm bossy
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real

Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ
The boner champ by Tainty McBalls February 16, 2021

jamie campbell bower 

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.
Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

jamie campbell bower 

jamie campbell bower:

me and my homies love jamie 🫶

jamie campbell bower 

Aka the hottest man to walk on earth
Damn! I wish I could suck on Jamie Campbell Bowers hand.
jamie campbell bower by Mommy k September 21, 2022