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Beanfield

- Noun

1. A portion of land on which beans are cultivated.
2. (Usually pejorative) Anything that evokes comparisons with a field of beans.
3. A plain or unremarkable-looking individual.
You damn kids, get the hell outta mah beanfield before I set Buck and Nashville on y'all!

Tom's face, much to his dismay and everyone else's disgust, was a veritable beanfield of pimples and moles that no amount of facial cleanser and scrubbing was going to completely alleviate

Michael, for the sheer unremarkability of his features, managed to be something no other self-avowed beanfield before him had ever been: remarkable for his appearance. He was, quite simply, the quintessential beanfield
by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2017
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Beanfield Plowing

The act of, or pertaining to, having sexual intercourse between a man and a woman. This can often be forceful and is usually in reference to a male's interest in pleasuring himself with a female, rather than for the mutual benefit of both parties.
"I hear that that hooker on Main Street will take your money for a good beanfield plowing!"
by The Definitor January 16, 2009
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plough the beanfield

The act of a lady pleasuring herself
That Claire is always in her room ploughing the beanfield. She just has to ask and I'll get out my pitch fork.
by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004
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Barfield Classic

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.
Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.
by RandomShitter February 10, 2021
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Beaniellis

When someone is in the beanie arc again in their life and start playing emo song.
Beaniellis, again? With the glasses too?
by apple1010 March 8, 2023
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Bayfield

A small town in Northern Wisconsin where kids must date non-locals in search for someone who is not related to them.
Out of town friend: That girl over there is hot, why don't you ask her out?
Bayfield student: Fuck no! She's my cousin!
by Ba_nay_nay March 24, 2009
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Justin Berfield

A young American actor best known for his character as "Reese" on the tv show Malcolm in the Middle.
"I watched Malcolm in the Middle today and Justin Berfield's character, Reese did the funniest thing!"
by cutie143 April 1, 2007
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