Bolltard

Bolltard (noun) Boll(pronunciation= bowl)-tard

Bolltard- (commonly for video games)a person who makes extremely stupid and selfish decisions and proceeds to blame it on others with threating profanity and racial slurs.

I'm not playing with him, he is such a bolltard.

by sizzler99_ May 6, 2021

Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.

When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.

by djfkilo July 26, 2011

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

balltard

A term used by flat earthers to refer to people who believe that earth is spherical (a ball).

Balltard syndrome: symptoms include insulting others & imagining being attacked. 😆 #WakeUp silly sheeple #FLATearth

by ShareDVI March 11, 2017

belltard

an offensive remark mixing the words "Bellend" and "Retard" to dazzling effect.

"Kyle you belltard, stop licking the plug socket!"

by Hazz_DR July 6, 2009

Bollard

A word used to describe Chavs that get in the way, noting the uncanny similarities between a chav and a bollard.

"did you see that?! that bollard just got right in my way"

by amyloulou January 17, 2008

Bollard Wall

A cheap, ugly type of fence made of unconnected posts in the ground.

Hey, let's go climb over that bollard wall! Even with your tiny slippery hands, it will be easy!

by Trumplstiltskin May 3, 2017