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bowiesexual 

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.
Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?
bowiesexual by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

bowiesexual 

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.
Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

blingsexual 

Sexual attraction to money, material goods and, by extension, those who can supply them. The sexual orientation of a gold digger.
"Do you think that 21 year old super model is actually attracted to that super wealthy 90 year old man that she's married to?"
"Of course! She's blingsexual!"
blingsexual by drifthunter January 10, 2010
exclusively sexually attracted to two the two binary genders. also called binarysexual

what most people think bisexual means
they are binsexual
binsexual by voidwyrm December 11, 2020

Blansexual 

omg i’m blansexual
Blansexual by Youdidthisforwhat December 12, 2020

blensexual 

To be only attracted to said Blen.
I'm definitely Blensexual, I only crave THAT ass.
blensexual by FabbuPika July 27, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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