Bolinsexual

A person who is attracted to their same gender, but has a partner of the opposite gender as a cover-up.

Will is a Bolinsexual, and really tries hard to hang out with his guy-friends, especially Joe.

Bolinsexual by WillyB696969 January 27, 2009

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bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

bowiesexual by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

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bowiesexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any sexual advances made by David Bowie himself.

Now I'm not gay, but David Bowie is David Bowie. I guess I'm bowiesexual.

bowiesexual by Stop sucking and get awesome. November 11, 2005

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blingsexual

Sexual attraction to money, material goods and, by extension, those who can supply them. The sexual orientation of a gold digger.

"Do you think that 21 year old super model is actually attracted to that super wealthy 90 year old man that she's married to?"
"Of course! She's blingsexual!"

blingsexual by drifthunter January 10, 2010