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body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.
Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!
by fuggs May 29, 2009
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Body Beard

The hair covering a mans chest and stomach area
Joe: Dan come on lets go on the boat!

Dan: Chill out i gotta trim my body beard first
by westsiderezider August 21, 2008
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BodyBoard

the best sport to do in the whole fucken world....Standups r fags
lay down and get barreled... dont stand up..
see..lid
by Dakine February 19, 2003
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bodyboarding

The most hardcore way of wave-riding. Bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. Contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). Bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy shorebreaks.
bodyboarding is sick!
by get barreled June 11, 2006
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For warriors with massive cocks that could sink a surfer pussy any day of the week.

Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.
Maybe you should try bodyboarding
by CaptainMorgan'sMum July 3, 2011
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bodyboarding

Straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite homosexuals in existence, Requires no skill.

Dick Draggers...
queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.
by getoffmybeach October 24, 2010
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