This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.
"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."
Named for the famed Wintonian director, a Harriet Bolwell Production refers to a particularly cold event or place. So coined from the Baltic conditions she was apt to keep her Glasgow flat in, and for the see-the-actors'-breath temperatures of her production of Alan Bennett's The History Boys.
C on a B, this wind'd freeze the 'nads off the Yeti himself- it's a regular Harriet Bolwell Production the night.
"Is it cold out?"
"Aye HBP pal, HBP"
"It was the coldest eve since records began, the whole winter was a Harriet Bolwell Run"
Boweller is derived from the term disembowel & describes a girl so ugly that her looks could practically rip out your guts. The expression originated in Ireland, most likely in NorthDublin street slang.
We were cruising for chicks in the club but got there late so all the hotties were engaged leaving only the bowellers