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Colloqially speaking, Bochism is a way of life aimed at making a lot of money while young and retiring early. Devotees often look to share market trading as a means to find spiritual peace, similar to meditation or prayer in other religions.

Devotees are call Bochii.
I live my life by Bochism. I will get rich quick and retire early.
Bochism by avlxyz May 7, 2011
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The rare capacity to not only see the value of both sides of the story, but actively consider and then co-opt them into any subsequent marketing endeavour in an appropriate mix.

Coined (or at least defined) by Mark Ritson in his Marketing Week piece "Bothism is the cure for marketers' fascination with pointless conflict".
For fuck sake, stop saying 'either' and 'or'. Sustainable long-term growth requires bothism.
Bothism by tres_phil December 2, 2020
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witty, intelligent, prophetic and generally life defining words and sayings of the great Booch himself! Often said by others to impress people.
Jim tried a few boochisms to try and impress the girls at the party.
boochism by Dave34277 December 4, 2011

bochisty 

When Swag is not enough you are bochisty
Holy shit man that baby is bochisty
bochisty by BochistyDude May 22, 2021
il "Boschimo" è una condizione fisica in cui un uomo ha il pene lungo meno di 0,5 centimetri.
Il primo e unico caso di Boschismo c'è lo ha avuto lo spaccaseggiolini dell'autobus Lorenzo Lepri chiamato "Bosca" proprio per questa sua malattia.
Quando sono sul cesso e non riesco a cagare penso sempre al Bosca ed il gioco è fatto!
QUESTO È UN ESEMPIO DEL BOSCHISMO
Boschismo by Medi888888 January 1, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026