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(verb) (BOE-bst) To commit suicide by jumping off the red building that is NYU's premier, state-of-the-art library. The building is red with the stains of BLOOD. On the other hand, Kimmel across the street does not have suicide ramps. It would be much easier to Bobst there.
Oh yay, I go to NYU and I'm emo. Therefore, I hate my life. Let me go Bobst myself!

"Someone died?"
"Yep, he Bobsted himself"
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bobst bullying 

The act of relentlessly teasing your friend while in Bobst Library during Finals Week.
Rachel was Bobst bullying Ethan by fraudulently claiming he was stealing her phone and writing in weird group chats
bobst bullying by Cac May 12, 2013

to bobst it 

Verb (intransitive): 1. To commit suicide, usually by jumping from heights (such as a balcony). 2. To study for extended periods of time, to the extent that one contemplates suicide.
Origin from Bobst Library, central library of New York University, site of several suicides by students in 2003.
1. John, unable to cope with the difficulties in his life, bobsted it.
2. Damn, I have so much work to do... looks like I'm going to have to bobst it.
to bobst it by Bobster September 24, 2005

Bobs burgers syndrome 

When you can't stop watching bobs burgers
I think my roommate has Bobs burgers syndrome he has been non stop watching it for 14hrs straight

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
Better be safe than sorry”

Expression used to emphasize the importance of safety in one’s life in order to avoid horrible and regrettable consequences.
Person 1: You’re the worst driver, slow down.
Person 2: You’re right. You know what they say… BBSTS!!!
Person 1: Ohhhh Yeahhh!!
BBSTS by quesadillas1234 December 18, 2021

bobitbor 

Blacked Out Bitch in the Back of the Room
Yo that chick was such a bobitbor last night.
bobitbor by Bobitslayer April 12, 2009
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