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Boblington 

A name or phrase that can be used to describe an animal as of which their name may have the word/name 'bob' in. Boblington can also be used in a sentence to explain what a small, fat, MALE dog may look like. If someone calls you Boblington, it may be an insult, or they just praise you.
EG:
'Wow, Boblington is awesome.'
'Well done, Boblington.'
'That's my small and fat dog, Boblington. He's a boy.'
'UgH, yOuR sUcH a BoBlInGtOn!'
Boblington by boblington987 May 28, 2022
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Boatington bumps 

Random inflammatory bumps on the body caused by a bullshit vaccine injection
Those boatington bumps all over your arms and legs after covid vaxxine injection must be caused by "anxiety" just like the small fiber neuropathy and microvascular inflammation in your brain
Boatington bumps by Nick boatington November 4, 2021

Burlington Township High School 

The place where the boys gather to rip their nic sticks after every block in D hall.
You know Burlington Township High School has a bunch of ops right?
Yeah, I heard someone got ratted out for tearing down some posters!

Mr.Boofington 

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself
911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington
Mr.Boofington by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

northern burlington

absolute hell. kids usually hang out at football games where little people try to fight other little people. juuling is common. the guys are ALL ugly and the girls think they are the shit. people freak out over the smallest things, like a make out session. nudes are also common
person: do u have a boyfriend?
girl: ofc not! i go to northern burlington
northern burlington by igna teehal November 10, 2018

Burlington Mall

Absolutely one of the worst malls in Massachusetts, if so even United States. Everyone there is either a 13 year old middle schooler with nothing better to do on a Friday night, than wear Snapback hats, tight pants, and argue about how much their "swag" owns yours. Or filled with Emotional goth kids who smoke weed in the corner of the cafeteria, near shotcakes. The mall itself isn't that bad, it has a variety of good stores, such as: Champs, Apple, Lindt chocolate, Brookstone, etc... but moving along from that, it's the terrible people that fill the mall, who make it a horrible experience. I can also assure that 75% of the girls there all try to meet guys; just to give blowjobs in back of Abercrombie and Fitch, and pass along their Hepatitis C. The cafeteria is also disgusting, all of the "mall food" tastes the same, and it is also really, really, dirty. The most notable thing of this mall is the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop was filmed there, but hey, even that sucked. The lesson that most people have learned is not to shop at this piece of shit, and find a better thing to do then become mall rats.
Guy 1 - "ay yo, nigga, lets go to da Burlington Mall Friday night, and GET CRUNKKKKK!"
Guy 2 - "yo ight, you tryna fuck sum bitchezzZz?"
Guy 1 - "fuck ya, wit dis swag I'm up for shiiii"
Guy 3 - "Are you fucking serious?"

Girl 1 - "hey can I have your number?"
Guy 1 - "um, who the hell are you?"
Girl 1 - "If you buy me those ugg boots, ill let you fuck me!"
Guy 1 - "no, please go away"
Girl 1 - "nigga, you gay!!!"
Burlington Mall by Jensen1429 May 19, 2013

Burlington Bertie

The song of University College London.

Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.

Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.

It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.
I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him
Burlington Bertie by Freols May 19, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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