Bob Semple tank

The Bob Semple tank from new Zealand is EXTRA THICC

Look at her! shes as thicc as the Bob Semple tank

by SkelatalChild June 9, 2018

bob-semple-tank

Tractor + Tinfoil + Hunting Rifles = .... Profit?

The panzer tank was getting fuckin rekt by a bob-semple-tank cuz obviously some Tinfoil on a tractor from New Zealand is the superiorest tank.

by SneakySteve December 16, 2018

Bob Semple Tank

When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus

Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024