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fuck you and the boat that brought you over 

similar to fuck you and fuck you and the horse your rode in on - a more emphatic way of flipping someone off
You think you be cool? Well fuck you and the boat that brought you over!

f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat) 

FUCK OFF MY BOAT!!!
This expression is used from another asian who doesn't like a fob.
Similar to how a person says "vamoose" or "leave now"
Yo bitchass f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)
Meaning...get the hell otta here!)

Boat Fucker 

A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...

He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.

Boat Fucking 

It's when you fuck boats. What did you think
Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"

Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."

Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"
Boat Fucking by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017

Jesus on a fucking boat 

Your a weird emo kid who has low self esteem
Oh god Jeff Jesus on a fucking boat it’s a furry
Jesus on a fucking boat by Hdx January 31, 2022

jesus on a fucking boat 

A cringy ass “catchphrase” that doesn’t even make sense. You probably made it up to be quirky or have a special catchphrase nobody else has except it backfired and now you sound like a dumbass
Weird kid: Jesus on a fucking boat!!
Everyone else: Wtf did he just say…
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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