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Blunt.Trauma 

Chronic smoking Dubstep DJ's. Consisting of Agent.Smith and BagoDohnutz these Dj's (or "pushers of the wickety-whomp" as they're known on the streets) deal out the purest filth money can buy. Their motto - "Whomp is better than smack."
Dude, those dj's look high as fuck. I'm pretty sure that's Blunt.Trauma
Blunt.Trauma by enthe0gen October 21, 2010
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Blunt trauma

When you smoke so many fat blunts that your head be mad fucked
Look at billy, that nigga is so spacy. He got blunt trauma.
Blunt trauma by Ideedit August 25, 2009

Blunt Trauma

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
Blunt Trauma by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008

Blunt trauma

When you smoke at least 2 blunts of some kush, or good chron, with one person. you will then get blunt trauma
"That Blunt trauma is feelin to sneak up on me"

"True dat"
Blunt trauma by Chabokz November 27, 2009

Blunt Trauma

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.
Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.
Blunt Trauma by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008

Blunt Forced Trauma 

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.
"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."
Blunt Forced Trauma by The Daily Pile February 19, 2010

Blunt Force Trauma 

Having a two pound blunt taped to ones mouth while having your nose duct taped at the same time, this causes suffocutation and then death due to BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA.
"Did you hear that O-Rock killed a dude using Blunt Force Trauma?"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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