Blunnel

When someone of the same or opposite sex proceeds to suck your erect penis whilst you are pissing

I can’t wait to get a blunnel from my girlfriend later.

by D3c1an October 30, 2023

Bunnel Vision

When a male gets hypnotized by a perfectly round and supple pair of ass cheeks. So much so that he may not even realize he is being completely obvious... usually resulting in being caught staring at the cheeky wonder.

Tom: "I was at the mall today sitting on the bench and I got slapped by my wife."

Bill: "Why? What'd you do?"

Tom: "I got a wicked case of bunnel vision when that skank walked by in those tight pants."

by Roody Poo February 19, 2010

Sheriff John Bunnell

Has the whitest teeth known to man.

"I'm sheriff John Bunnell."

by Monkeyseat December 28, 2004

Jason Blundell

The director of Treyarch's Call of Duty campaings and also director of the Treyarch Zombie mode since Call of Duty: Black Ops 3.
Known for his continuous trolling towards the community and for being a sucker for medieval castles.

-Hey, have you ever been to a medieval castle?
-Who do you think I am, Jason Blundell? Heck no!

by Nyckboy June 27, 2016

Blunner

Breakfast, lunch and dinner all in one meal for people who do not have the time to eat.

I have no time to eat, sigh, this will be my blunner for the day.

by MizsiEM January 30, 2009

Bunnell

The act of shitting your pants, or getting shit all over a chair, bed or other object not including the toilet.

I don't remember it, but my friends told me I bunnelled all over the lawn char. There was shit everywhere.

by SimonBergeron December 7, 2010

Sheriff John Bunnell

A man with a plan, and everyhting he says.....GOES! He is featured on many FOX police chase shows and struts his stuff. Walking through a minefield without fail. Walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! He is everywhere at every time, and ready to piss you off, or save your life!

So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!

"This bohemian bovine bastard skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that's no match for the police officers 320 HORSES!"

by D. Hunter March 18, 2005