Blumpkinfest 

A Blumpkin themed festival popular with Greek-Americans and their next of kin.

Alexis was excited to go to her first blumpkinfest this weekend.

Blumpkinfest by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021

Blumpkinetics 

The study of the physics involved in giving and receiving blumpkins. This field includes such concepts as oral/anal viscosity and drag analysis, Navier-Stokes Fluid computations, and statistical fecal scattering modeling.

I just completed my Masters of Blumpkinetics at Brown University.

Blumpkinetics by Dr. Phys January 21, 2010

blumpkinesiology

the scientific study of the art of:
a. giving blumpkins
and
b. recieving blumpkins

Karl studied hard for eight years and he finaly got his license in blumpkinesiology. His next goal was to become a Bill Bellamysologist.

blumpkinesiology by the bombastic blumptastic May 1, 2003

blumpkinexting 

sexting + shexting = blumpkinexting

texting while taking a shit while getting head

you dumb fucker, i can't come over now, i was fucking blumpkinexting you so give me a god damn few minutes

blumpkinexting by righteous turd bro October 17, 2010

blumpkinette 

The same as the traditional blumpkin, only difference being the recipient is a female

Paul loved Itzia so much he gave her a sweet blumpkinette.

blumpkinette by PaulBaby August 19, 2007

blumpkinstein 

a term of friendship between two males who enjoy the thought of blumpkins.

yo blumpkinstein whats goin on tonite?

blumpkinstein by blumpkinstein71 April 12, 2009

Blumpkincentive 

The act of offering a Blumpkin as an incentive for someone to exchange goods or services.

Alexis didn’t want to do dishes until she was offered a blumpkincentive to do them.

Blumpkincentive by CharlieRomeo August 26, 2021