by alwaysfresca May 29, 2011
You havnt had sex in awhile so you have blue balls. You are so desperate it will often result in sex with an ugly heavier girl.
by peanut butter 105 August 11, 2015
Have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes.
by Nathaniel Emdee August 13, 2006
Jake: “Yo I went to the forest yesterday and I got a blueberry pancake from Papa Smurf it’s basically a smurf cumming on your face then you wait 30 minutes then you eat it, so good and delectable ”
Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”
Sarah: “Wow ur so lucky I wish I got one”
by sophiejaydylan April 21, 2020
by Boris the Slav April 21, 2017
This will hurt somebody's feelings. You will laugh, they will cry.
if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE.
but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.
if you REALLY REALLY don't like somebody, call them a BLUEBERRY PANCAKE.
but if you just don't like them, call them a pancake.
by Tori^Brittany October 28, 2007
A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.
Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.
by pastrielover March 05, 2011