Part of the BRO CODE
When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.
In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".
When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.
In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".
by The blueberry muffin man May 01, 2011
by Xela808 January 28, 2015
When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
by Dildo Shwagins July 07, 2021
When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.
by The Singing Butler July 09, 2005
Hey, let have some blueberry muffins and sit in the hot tub!
Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
Man, someone drank the last of my blueberry muffins.
Want a PBR? Nah, I have blueberry muffins.
by O' Briney March 05, 2009
In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
by DirteeDude2 March 02, 2014
The best food ever created!!
by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 01, 2017