Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

blue lighted 

n. To be seen by the police, called this because the cops light is usually blue.
"Oh shit nigga, hurry up and swallow that weed cause we done been blue lighted!!!"
blue lighted by Pimp Master J April 20, 2005

Blue lighted 

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual
Blue lighted by Bazza March 5, 2017

ploddle's blue lighters 

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.
Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)

blue lighter 

u use a light blue lighter when u fold or are taking an L.
typically used when sad about men or women.
bring the blue lighter tonight i need to use it bc i’m folding

Bluelighter 

Someone who does too many drugs and not enough homework. Also a carrier of many STD's due to repeated contact with other of these 'bluelighters'. Not to be confused with Kmart employees. Often the best person to ask for a joint, but the last one to ask for change. They spend their time on a message board trying to find other people to give STD's to and for new sources of illegal substances. None of them are worth knowing because they're all lame-ass junkie e-tards.
"Hey it smells like bluelighters around here."
Bluelighter by Dr.Disaster August 9, 2004

bluelighter 

An imprudent member of a volunteer emergency service authorized by local authorities to drive his/her personal vehicle with siren and blue flashing lights.
That bluelighter just about ran me off the road!!
bluelighter by Bored Medic November 2, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Load more