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Blue vagina 

Same aspect to "blue balls," but in female form. When a girl almost fullfills her sexual peak but some asshole decides to cut her short from orgasm. Usually, this type of girl is the shit because she can over-ride the power of how men feel when they get blue nasty balls.
John: Yo I was going down on Steph last night and when I stopped she went ape-shit on me.

Chris: Did she orgasm?

John: No, why?

Chris: No wonder dude, you're such an idiot, you gave her blue vagina!
Blue vagina by Blueyumyum April 2, 2010
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blue vagina 

The act of failing to completely/partially pleasure a woman during any sexual act.

1. double clicking the mouse then giving up because you are getting tired/bored.

2.passing out durring sex

3. So tommy took a skank home last night and totally gave her blue vagina...she was PISSED!

blue vagina by first class cart February 11, 2009

BLUE VAGINA 

The condition similar to blue balls that happen to women when they are sexually stimulated but not completely satisfied.
Jack I have blue vagina keep going.

blue shell vagina 

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.
Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.
blue shell vagina by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023
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God Shot 

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