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blue-jayed 

Signing one up for Central Columbia School District's BluejayNotify text update service, so that they are overwhelmed with annoying text messages.
Hey guys we totally blue-jayed Chris's phone! He's gotten text messages for a year! He's so pissed!
blue-jayed by Bob_Dylans_Mom October 7, 2011

Toronto Bluejayed 

To have coitus with a formerly attractive women that has lost her mind with cosmetic surgery
Take a look of this picture before and after surgery. I Toronto Bluejayed that stuff
Either a nonbinary/transgender or a person with sick ass parents there sweet funny and hot and usually have a sexy discord wife so be aware THEY ARE TAKEN!
Bluejaye is super cool!!
bluejaye by Rylees hubby September 2, 2021
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026