a person who always has to announce to all other
people in his immediate company who and how many cops he knows. Said person is always making stupid small talk with cops, i.e. on details, in
coffee shops, etc. Their obnoxious
ass-kissing usually purports a certain discomfort level to the pigs they are conversing with.
Gas Utility Worker: "Hey
Pete, haven't seen you down The VFW lately, did you get that boat of yours out of the
water yet?"
Detail
Cop: " Uhh yeah, I did three months ago in December, Jim, I mean Tom..."
Gas Utility Worker: " Yeah I heard Captain Jones, you know, Jonesy, was in the paper last week listed as the second highest paid cop in the city. Yeah I went to grammar school with his neighbors cousins ex-wife not too long ago in '73."
Disco: " Man, look at Tom go, he truly is a fucking
blue nose!"