A man who sits on his arse watching the Wiser (TV) and who leeches of his to get by Wife. Generally looks like a balding middle age man with a gut that sits ontop of the table-
"Did ya hear about that Bludger next door? Begging his poor bloody wife for a 50 to go and get pissed at the local Watering Hole"
by Nanger April 06, 2004
A Scotsman
Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs
by Stevo77 May 13, 2015
by bread infection October 22, 2005
a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"
never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided
"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"
"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"
"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"
by WRX22B1998 May 13, 2010
a slacker, or lazy bastard
by Now Penions January 06, 2015
One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.
by dYsLeXiA January 11, 2005
by VAKI5 August 17, 2003