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Blowjob Bun 

A hairstyle made by quickly wrapping up ones hair high up on her head in a tousled bun shape, and fastening it swiftly using only a hair scrunchy or hair clip.
When a girl is about to give a blowjob, this hairstyle is the overwhelmingly popular option, as it is easy, quick, and keeps hair out of the face.

Particularly trashy girls tend to wear this hairstyle frequently, as the opportunity to give a blowjob may arise at any given moment.
When sarah and joe went into that room, her hair was down. When they came out, Sarah's hair was in a blowjob bun, a dead giveaway that the act fellatio had indeed occurred.
Blowjob Bun by blowjobbunstylist October 3, 2011
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blow job bun 

A very messy bun that a girl can get her hair in in about 3 seconds. Usually not very sturdy and sitting high on the head.

named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.

shortened to bj bun
- that girl's hair-do looks like it took her less than a second to put up!

- looks like a blow job bun to me!
blow job bun by 30834207 October 5, 2011

blowjobbing 

The act of sensually sucking
She was blowjobbing her hair.
He blowjobbed the Lolipop.
She blowjobbed her own penis.
blowjobbing by Peniores January 20, 2011

blowjobbing 

To really make a mess of something, or to cock up. You have blowjobbed something if you've caused it to go wrong.
Person 1 - "Hey, how's that cake going?"
Person 2 - "Not good, I'm really blowjobbing it."
Person 3 - "God, yeah, you've well blowjobbed that bugger."

bungie blow job 

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
bungie blow job by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026